Agony of the Leaves: Tea Shop Mystery #13
AGONY OF
THE LEAVES
Berkley Prime Crime titles by Laura Childs
Tea Shop Mysteries
DEATH BY DARJEELING
GUNPOWDER GREEN
SHADES OF EARL GREY
THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST MURDER
THE JASMINE MOON MURDER
CHAMOMILE MOURNING
BLOOD ORANGE BREWING
DRAGONWELL DEAD
THE SILVER NEEDLE MURDER
OOLONG DEAD
THE TEABERRY STRANGLER
SCONES & BONES
AGONY OF THE LEAVES
Scrapbooking Mysteries
KEEPSAKE CRIMES
PHOTO FINISHED
BOUND FOR MURDER
MOTIF FOR MURDER
FRILL KILL
DEATH SWATCH
TRAGIC MAGIC
FIBER & BRIMSTONE
SKELETON LETTERS
Cackleberry Club Mysteries
EGGS IN PURGATORY
EGGS BENEDICT ARNOLD
BEDEVILED EGGS
Anthology
DEATH BY DESIGN
AGONY OF
THE LEAVES
Tea Shop Mystery #13
LAURA CHILDS
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Childs, Laura.
Agony of the leaves / Laura Childs.—1st ed.
p. cm.—(Tea shop mystery ; #13)
ISBN: 978-1-101-56063-1
1. Browning, Theodosia (Fictitious character)—Fiction. 2. City and townlife—SouthCarolina—Charleston—Fiction. 3. Murder—Investigation—Fiction. 4. Tearooms—Fiction. 5. Charleston (S.C.)—Fiction. I. Title.
PS3603.H56A73 2012
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PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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ALWAYS LEARNING
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For Pat and Gary, dedicated
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Heartfelt thanks to Sam, Tom, Bob, Jennie, Dan, and all the fine folks at Berkley Prime Crime who handle design, publicity, copywriting, bookstore sales, and gift sales. A specialthank-you to all tea lovers, tea shop owners, bookstore owners, librarians, reviewers, magazine writers, websites, and radio stations who have enjoyed the ongoing adventures of the Indigo Tea Shop gang.
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1
Elegant green tendrils of kelp swayed in graceful, undulating motions as grouper and sea bass peeked out from their leafy sanctuary. Bullet-shaped tuna, the Indy car drivers of the sea, zoomed through the vast tank like silver streaks.
“Fabulous,” Theodosia murmured, as she watched, fascinated, separated from thefive-hundred-thousand-gallon tank by more than fourteen inches of tempered glass.
It was the grand opening of the Neptune Aquarium in Charleston, South Carolina, and Theodosia Browning, proprietor of the Indigo Tea Shop, had been tapped to cater tea, scones, and tea sandwiches for theopening-night private party to honor dignitaries andbig-buck donors. Except, right now, she’d briefly escaped the black-tie party and retreated to the Ocean Wall exhibit, where she was off in her own sweet reverie, marveling at the kelp garden and coral reef. She was aware of distant voices and slight chatter somewhere overhead, but right now, in this particular space, Theodosia was able to pretty much block them out.
“I thought perhaps I might find you here,” a genteel male voice called to her.
Theodosia pulled her attention from the enormous tank and spun on herhot-pink suede stilettos. “I felt the need to escape,” she said, smiling and shaking her head. “But if you need me…” She smoothed the front of her short black cocktail dress as Drayton Conneley, her catering manager and master tea blender, tapped his foot and smiled a benevolent smile. Probably, Theodosia decided, Drayton had come to fetch her and drag her back to the festivities, which pretty much involved all the donors heartily congratulating each other for the enormous checks they’d written to finance this state-of-the-art aquarium. Although Theodosia was a huge believer in supporting museums, arts organizations, and various charities, she was not so enthusiastic when it came to boasting about it.
“Actually,” said Drayton, “Haley’s managing the tea table rather nicely.” Drayton was six feet tall, graying, andsixty-something, impeccably dressed in a narrowEuropean-cut tuxedo with a red-and-midnight-blue tartan cummerbund. “Besides, there are three other restaurants serving tonight as well. All plying the aquarium’s donors and dignitaries with excellent canapés, pâtés, and fresh seafood.” Drayton posed and cocked his head in a quirky magpie gesture. “Although seafood appetizers do seem like a strange contradiction, considering our surroundings.” He moved a few steps closer to the tank and peered into the
dark, briny depths. “Amazing, isn’t it? To actually recreate the ocean floor and reefs?”
“It’s mesmerizing,” Theodosia agreed, as she caught a glint of her own reflection mirrored in the tank’s outer wall. Blessed with masses of auburn hair, a fair English complexion, high cheekbones, and full mouth, Theodosia cut an eager, elegant figure. Her inner workings, however, were a bit of a dichotomy. While Theodosia possessed a Southern lady’s gentility and grace, she was also fiercely independent and courageous. She wasn’t afraid to stand up for her rights, take her place in the business community, accept any challenge that was thrown at her, and champion the occasional underdog. It was this unflagging courage and disdain for inertia that made hercornflower-blue eyes fairly dance with excitement. “I could gaze into this tank forever,” she murmured, partly to Drayton, partly to herself.
Theodosia had been born with a love of the sea as well as all living sea creatures, from enormous humpback whales to minuscule anemones. And each year, when tiny leatherback hatchlings crawled out of their nests on Halliehurst Beach, Theodosia helped shepherd these newborn turtles across the treacherous sand, where hungry shorebirds hovered, and into the safety of the sea.
And, of course, living in Charleston, a city built on a grand peninsula that enjoyed the crashing, lashing waves of the Atlantic, put Theodosia in almost constant touch with water. If she wasn’t speeding across the dizzying Cooper River Bridge, she was enjoying the local bounty of briny shrimp and fresh oysters, or jogging with her dog, Earl Grey, at White Point Gardens on the very tip of the peninsula. At the very least, Theodosia was able to inhale the intoxicating scent of sea salt on the warm breezes as she bustled about her little tea shop on nearby Church Street.
“Haley’s been giving me some rather stern lectures concerning sustainable seafood,” Drayton smiled. “Apparently, it’s acceptable for bluefish and yellowfin tuna to be served in her luncheon crêpes and chowders, but Chilean sea bass is strictly verboten.”
“Contrary to what people have believed for centuries,” said Theodosia, “there just isn’t an unlimited supply of fish in our oceans.”
“Pity,” said Drayton, “how we humans tend to muck things up.” He touched an index finger to the thick glass, then turned even more serious. “You know, don’t you, that the folks from Solstice are here tonight?” Solstice was the restaurant that Theodosia’s former boyfriend Parker Scully owned and ran. A popular bistro that offered tapas and a wine bar.
Theodosia nodded. “I know.”
“I hope that’s not why you’re dodging all the champagne and merriment.”
“It’s not,” Theodosia told him. She gave a shrug, easy to do in her cuteone-shouldered number. “Parker and I are just fine.” She and Parker had had their talk, a very frank discussion about ending theirtwo-year relationship, and now things were simpatico. At least she assumed they were. “I’m cool, he’s cool,” she told Drayton.
“Excellent,” said Drayton. He peered down his aquiline nose. “Then I suppose you’ve already spoken with Parker tonight?”
“No, just to Chef Toby.” Toby Crisp was the executive chef at Solstice, the one who created tapas for the bar andlow-country cuisine for the dining room and kept the kitchen humming. “But I’m positive Parker’s around somewhere. I’m sure I’ll run into him.”
Drayton stepped away from the glass, then hesitated. “Ourbursting-his-buttons executive director, David Sedakis, is slated to give a welcoming speech in another ten minutes or so.” He glanced down and tapped his watch, an antique Patek Phillipe. “Actually, five minutes.”
“And you’re thinking it would be politically correct if I were there,” said Theodosia, “since Sedakis also sits on the board of your beloved Heritage Society?”
“Your applause would be most welcome.”
“Then I’ll be there.”
Drayton gave the short half bow of a fencing instructor and quickly departed, while Theodosia, in no hurry to rejoin the boisterous crowd, turned her attention back to the Ocean Wall.
What was the hypnotic pull, she wondered, that the sea had on her? She bent forward and touched her cheek against the coolness of the glass. Probably, she decided, it harked back to sailing on her dad’s J-22—sluicing through the waves, running the slots between Sullivan’s Island andPatriot’s Point. She could practically picture the yellow spinnaker booming and billowing like mad, feel her hands on the wheel, recall that her dad’s strong hands had hovered just inches away.
Good times.
Theodosia was alone now, both parents long dead. In fact, her only living relative was her Aunt Libby, who lived at Cane Ridge Plantation. But she had Drayton and Haley, who were practically family, as well as an entire contingent of dear friends and customers who congregated almost daily in her tea shop.
I’m lucky. I’m one of the lucky ones.
Her eyes closed and a smile drifted across her face as a wave of gratitude swept through her, stirring her heart.
Because these days…
Something pecked at the glass. A gentle tap. Theodosia didn’t so much hear it as sense a vibration.
Her eyes opened slowly, her curiosity roused. She stared into the tank.
For a few seconds, Theodosia couldn’t quite figure out what she was staring at. Or what was staring back. The thickness of the glass magnified and distorted whatever creature was peering at her.
She tilted her head, curious. Then, like a morning mist suddenly burning off, her eyes focused and she was able to see exactly what was happening.
A face bobbed close to hers! A human face! Papery white skin leached of color, eyes rolled back so far that only the whites were visible.
Theodosia clapped a hand to her mouth, horrified but unable to look away. Her rapidly darting eyes took in the entire bizarre scene of a man gently bobbing in the tank, hopelessly entwined in some kind of net. His facial expression was a death grimace. Then, a floating, almost disembodied hand seemed to slowly rise up and scratch tentatively at the glass.
Oh no! Please, no!
Theodosia’s world suddenly lurched crazily on its axis. Because bizarrely, horrifically, she recognized the signet ring on the dead man’s left hand!
If she hadn’t, Theodosia wouldn’t have known it was her former boyfriend!
“Parker?” she gasped.
Her legs turning to jelly, panic coursing through her, Theodosia sank to her knees as the horror of what was happening, here and now, closed in around her like a dank rag dripping with chloroform. Her respiration came in short, biting gasps, but the air didn’t seem to be getting to her lungs. She felt close to blacking out as a strange darkness, oppressive like a damp, threatening fog, threatened to overtake her.
Balling both hands into fists, Theodosia beat futilely against the glass wall. How could this happen? How could this be happening? Her former boyfriend bobbing like a cork before her very eyes!
Clawing at the glass now, Theodosia let loose a low moan as Parker’s body twisted in the netting that wrapped around him, scattering fish like frightened lemmings. Could they sense his death, too? Did they feel her shock and dread? Were they absorbing the sound waves of her desperate beating against the glass?
It was only when a moray eel made a lazy circle about Parker’s head that Theodosia thought to scream out loud.
2
It was your basic nightmare aftermath. And even though the Charleston Fire Department’s rescue squad arrived in record time, there was no rescue, only a sad recovery.
“I can’t believe it,” Theodosia told Drayton. “We were just talking about him.” Her lips felt stiff, as if they’d been shot with Novocain, and her entire being felt completely detached from what was happening around her. Probably, Theodosia decided, she was in the throes of mild shock.
Of course, I’m in shock. Who wouldn’t be?
Drayton, along with Haley, her young baker and chef extraordinaire, tried to lend support. Drayton, in particular, was a brick.
Balling her fists up, Theo
dosia wiped at her eyes. She saw shiny sparkles and felt hard grit. “Tell me this isn’t happening,” she muttered in a hoarse voice.
“It’s happening,” said a glum Haley. Usually saucy and cute with herstick-straight blond hair and pert nose, Haley looked like she’d been dragged through the mill. Hershoulders slumped, her normally bright and mischievous eyes had lost their sparkle. Instead of looking like she was in her early twenties, she looked like she’d aged twenty years.
There was a clank of metal and then Drayton said, “Come on, let’s find an office or someplace where we can regroup. Maybe have a cup of tea.” He put a hand on Theodosia’s shoulder, trying to pull her away.
But the clanking had gotten louder and Theodosia knew exactly what was going on. The same fire and rescue squad that had hung down over the tank and pulled Parker out had loaded his body onto a gurney and were now wheeling him out into the corridor where they were standing.
“You really don’t want to see him like this,” said Drayton, in a tone that was sharper than usual.
But Theodosia had other ideas. “Please,” she told him. “I want to. I have to.”
As the gurney rolled closer, she shook free of Drayton’s grasp and rushed over to it. Wrapping a hand around its cold metal railing, she said to the two firemen who were wheeling it, “Please wait, I need to see him.”
One of the firemen, an older man whose name tag read MORLEY, said, “No, you really don’t, ma’am.”
“Please,” Theodosia said again, “I promise I won’t fall apart.”
An EMT, an earnest-looking young African American in a navy-blue jumpsuit with red-and-white shoulder patches, had been following a few paces behind the gurney. Overhearing snips of their conversation, he shifted his medical bag from one hand to the other and said, “It’s not a pretty sight.”
“I know that!” Theodosia snapped. “I’m the one who found him.”
There were a few moments of hesitation on the part of the men, and then Morley gazed at Theodosia withsympathy-filled brown eyes. “Your call,” he told her.